WHEN EMUS TOOK FLIGHT: THE GREAT EMU WAR

Back in the dusty summer of, Australia faced a curious problem. A large flock of emus, those flightless giants, decided that the farmland in Western Australia was {prime real estate|a tasty buffet. The farmers were enraged, as these emus were razing their crops with abandon. a decision they came to regret, decided to call in the military. Soldier

One sunny/bright/clear afternoon in the late 1580s/1590, a small colony/115 settlers/a group of adventurers on Roanoke Island vanished without a trace/clue/whisper. This event, known as the Lost Colony of Roanoke, has haunted/baffled/puzzled historians and amateur sleuths/investigators/enthusiaists for centuries/generations/decades. Despite/In spit